The Anecdote Strikes Again

Last night, Small Child fed the cats their (disgusting) can of wet food and then, with disgusting dribbles of canned cat food on her fingers, attempted to touch the asparagus Brilliant Husband was about to cook. (Have I mentioned lately how much I love BH?)
BH: No! Stop!
SC: What?
BH: Don't touch those without washing your hands! You have cat food on your fingers!
SC: ...
BH: Honestly! What do you keep between your ears anyway?
SC: What?
BH: Yeah, "what." That's the problem.
SC: ...
BH: No, seriously: what's between your ears?
SC: ?
BH: In your head! Between your ears!
SC (triumphantly): Ear wax!

The Anecdote Strikes Again

Last night, Small Child fed the cats their (disgusting) can of wet food and then, with disgusting dribbles of canned cat food on her fingers, attempted to touch the asparagus Brilliant Husband was about to cook. (Have I mentioned lately how much I love BH?)
BH: No! Stop!
SC: What?
BH: Don't touch those without washing your hands! You have cat food on your fingers!
SC: ...
BH: Honestly! What do you keep between your ears anyway?
SC: What?
BH: Yeah, "what." That's the problem.
SC: ...
BH: No, seriously: what's between your ears?
SC: ?
BH: In your head! Between your ears!
SC (triumphantly): Ear wax!