Meme again!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

From kalquessa and aurora_novarum and pepper_field:

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Oh, and via lunachickk: filthspigot on why Obama should not get his girls a Golden Doodle.

Comments

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Strange happenings on the set of the medieval filmed in our area today as a young woman strode into the location, grabbing script sheets and tearing them up. Witnesses report she could be heard shouting "You're doing it wrong!" and "That is not the way to pronounce it!"

[aelfgyfu_mead]

But I'm not really "a young woman" anymore! Maybe I can challenge the evidence of the witnesses and get off!

scurries to find a good lawyer

[greyias.livejournal.com]

When it was all said and done, I'm just not sure it was worth it. I mean, yes, breaking into Bridge Studios and switching out the filming scripts with our brilliant theories was all well and good in theory, but I did warn you that the security guard was crafty. You totally didn't tie the sailor's knot, did you?

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Sailor's knot? I thought it was supposed to be a granny knot!

D'oh!

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

Peeping Tomette!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Hey! I wasn't doing anything bad! It's just...they had premium cable, and I don't! I was trying to watch The Colour of Magic on their set, because we don't get that channel! (I mean, it's not like I'd want to see those neighbors up to anything naughty, now would I? If you'd seen them, you'd understand!)

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

Ah, naked fat guy from Friends :D

[redbyrd-sgfic.livejournal.com]

Arrested for attempting to make the director of Beowulf eat his own DVD.

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Ooh, you got me! I shall plead guilty but ask the judge to consider extenuating circumstances before sentencing me! (If she watches the DVD, I think she'll sentence me to time served--served watching the movie!)

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

*hugs*